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Total Medals Earned: 329 (From 55 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,060 Points

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

The Medal Game

15 Seconds Unlocked 12/30/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
5 Seconds Unlocked 12/30/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blue Unlocked 12/30/10
5 Points
Blue Kinda person eh?
Blue button Unlocked 12/30/10
5 Points
Pick the blue
Blue Click 1 Unlocked 12/30/10
5 Points
Click the blue button once
Blue Click 25 Unlocked 12/30/10
10 Points
Click the blue Button 25x
Green button 5 Points Pick the Green Button
Green Click 1 5 Points Click the Green Button once
Red 5 Points My favourite colour too!
Red Click 1 5 Points Click the Red Button once
Yellow 5 Points Ugh! Light!
Yellow button 5 Points Pick the Yellow Button
Yellow Click 1 5 Points Click the Yellow button once
Yellow Click 5 5 Points Click the Yellow Button 5x
Blue Click 50 25 Points Click the blue Button 50 times
Green Click 50 25 Points Click it 50 times
Green Click 80 50 Points Hands hurting eh?
Red Click 50 50 Points Ouch!
Red Click 100 100 Points BRUTAL!
1 Min Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Red button Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
2 Mins Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/22 (35/370 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 11/3/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 11/3/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 11/3/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 11/3/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 11/3/09
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 11/3/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 11/3/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 11/3/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 11/3/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 11/3/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 11/3/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 11/3/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 11/3/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 11/3/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 11/3/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 5/9/10
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Master Unlocked 11/3/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 11/3/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 11/3/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)

Tsunami Fighter

Big Heart Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points
Click on any donate button.
Speedy 5 Points Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Wavey 5 Points Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Surf Crasher 10 Points Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Tsunami Crasher 25 Points Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)

Warriors of the Portal

RT I like it Unlocked 4/30/11
25 Points
Gigantor survives the battle
Hail to the King 5 Points Support Pico Day
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points "Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Change of Perspective 10 Points Evade "A" freezing death
Erotic Bonus 10 Points Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Screw you Asimov 25 Points Mindchamber survives the battle
Cameo I Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo II Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo III Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
WTF? FTW! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)

Zombies, Inc.

Conquer Africa Unlocked 12/7/12
5 Points
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Conquer Canada Unlocked 12/7/12
5 Points
Not that they put up much of a fight.
Conquer Central America Unlocked 12/7/12
5 Points
I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
Conquer the North Pole Unlocked 12/7/12
5 Points
Zombify Santa.
Conquer the South Pole Unlocked 12/7/12
5 Points
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Fully Upgrade One Item Unlocked 12/7/12
5 Points
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Fully Upgrade One Zombie Unlocked 12/7/12
5 Points
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
Fully Upgrade Four Items Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
Hire 20 Employees Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
You are a thriving small business.
Beat Game on Easy 5 Points Beat the game on easy difficulty.
Conquer South America 5 Points The amazon just got even wilder.
Conquer South Asia 5 Points What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
Beat Game on Normal 10 Points Beat the game on normal difficulty.
Conquer Australia 10 Points Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
Conquer China 10 Points People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
Conquer Japan 10 Points If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
Conquer Russia 10 Points In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!
Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
Hire 40 Employees 10 Points You are a thriving company.
Beat Game on Hard 25 Points Beat the game on hard difficulty
Conquer Europe 25 Points Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
Conquer the United States 25 Points Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
Hire 60 Employees 25 Points You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points You are definitely an expert strategist.
Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!
Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.

Medals Earned: 9/30 (55/455 points)